A new spoof in a new format!
What readers want from next chapter:
Kirabi: Everyone hates me, even if I’m the Raikage’s little brother, why?! I even sing Enka, and people despise me.
Motoi: You know people are afraid that the Hachibi breaks loose and destroys our village.
Kirabi: I can tame the Hachibi, I know it’s possible. I just need the opportunity.
Motoi: If you say so… but first, I must kill you. (draws a sword)
Kirabi: What?!
Motoi: You know, coup d’état and things like that, I hope you understand
Kirabi: Don’t think I’ll stand still!
[After destroying 2 stars, 15 planets and 5 dwarf planets in mega-hyper-ultra manly fight]
Motoi: Please, no more! I now understand I don’t have the power to defeat you.
Kirabi Thought so, bitch!
Motoi: Wait, won’t people miss the things we destroyed?
Kirabi: Astronomy shmuckonomy.
(In the HQ of NASA)
Astronomer #1: OMFG, I just go to pee and Jupiter disappears?
Astronomer #2: Uranus is torn apart!
Astronomer #1: I know, Jeff is so roug- oh, you meant the planet!
Astronomer #3: I got a joke for you, guys! Now that Mars is gone, Snickers has less competition!
Astronomer #1 & #2: Shut up, Bob!
(In Akatsuki Hideout)
Madara: Time to take the bandagaes, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Okay! (The vision of Sasuke’s EMS is so perfect that causes 4.647.825 simultaneous nerdgasms all over the world)
(In a bed)
Hinata: Oh, Naruto-kun, you were perfect!
Sakura: I never thought you’d be so good.
Karin: I knew that ditching Sasuke was the best thing I ever done.
Naruto: Who wants an encore?
The girls: Me, me, me!!!
What readers will get from next chapter:
Kirabi: Wha wha wha, everyone hates me, wha wha wha, my brother does nothing, wha wha wha, nobody likes my Enka, wha wha wha!
Ei: I can’t take this anymore, you’re wrecking my coolness! Motoi, kill him!
Motoi: Please don’t drag me into family quarrels!
Ei: If you don’t kill him, you’re going to the Skull Island rip off!
[After a silly attempt of murder and Kirabi crying like Mary Magdalene in all panels]
Motoi: Well, fuck you all, call me when the manga is almost in 500 chapters.
Kirabi: Now I’m not emo anymore!
Motoi: D’oh!
(In Akatsuki Hideout)
Madara: Time to take the bandagaes, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Okay! (The vision of Sasuke’s EMS is so disgusting that causes 62.715.237.417 simultaneous barfs all over the world)
(In a bed)
Naruto: So… cold…
Evil Naruto: Who wants an encore?
Naruto: …
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